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GOTTA GO SAN

BIO

Gotta Go San’s first passion in life was Sumo wrestling until he found himself banned from its ranks due to his chronically spastic colon. Being a natural-­‐born fighter, however, Go San promptly searched the globe for a more compatible sport, finally hitting jackpot in El Cajon. Here, his constant need to use the toilet is not only welcome, but his excess gas was put to work via a specially formulated engine. A win-­‐ win situation indeed!


DRIVER STATE

Acceleration:
Handling:
Armor:
Side Rams:
Missiles:
Mines:

WEAPONS

Missiles:Toilet Bowl Brush

Mines:Plunger

VEFICLE:

Toliet

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